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thatkief: This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:13:51 -0400

This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky.

re-coda: These various ads give you more info on things such as...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:54:16 -0400

re-coda:

These various ads give you more info on things such as beer, toilets, and even the bones Red chews. They’re in Japanese, so if you don’t speak the language you might not enjoy them as much but some of them are still very fun to watch and give a cute glimpse into the world of Solatorobo.

more on the Namco Bandai channel

pixelatedsatisfaction: time-is-dead-kids: strong-plushrumps: a...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:13:08 -0400

pixelatedsatisfaction:

time-is-dead-kids:

strong-plushrumps:

androgynous-image:

Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)

Watch the commercial here

Finally androgyns are taken seriously.

WORK IT BABY.

son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

So much love <3

You can pretty much tell it’s a guy because of the ass.

lonelylittlestar: Vic Mignogna’s butt. HE WOULDN’T STAND STILL...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:33:56 -0400

lonelylittlestar:

Vic Mignogna’s butt. HE WOULDN’T STAND STILL LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET A GOOD SHOT. But dear fuck, I loved his pants.

Mignognacore

His fucking pants are the worst what the fuck

Favorite part of Kung Pow

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:28:40 -0400

Favorite part of Kung Pow

shmemson: I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:27:35 -0400

shmemson:

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY… - A Star Wars Challenge » 7 -...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:19:50 -0400

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY… - A Star Wars Challenge » 7 - Most Powerful Quote

↳ “I’ll not leave you here. I’ve got to save you”

“You already have, Luke.”

Doctor Who Fandom: 50TH ANNIVERSARY! TEN AND ROSE!!!!!

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:17:20 -0400

Doctor Who Fandom: 50TH ANNIVERSARY! TEN AND ROSE!!!!!
Sherlock Fandom: They.are.filming. I repeat. SOMEWHERE IN LONDON MARTIN FREEMAN AND BENEDICT CUMBERBUDDY ARE IN COSTUME AND FILMING ACTUAL SHERLOCK SCENES
Supernatural fandom: completely lost their minds, I don't even know anymor-MISHAPOCALYPSE
Pixar Fandom: FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY
Percy Jackson Fandom: SEA OF MONSTERRRRRRRSSSS RAWR
Harry Potter Fandom: .....okay
Merlin fandom: *quietly sobbing in the corner*
Star Wars fandom: DISNEY I HATE YOU

thebuttz0ne: hahahaha

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:14:28 -0400

thebuttz0ne:

hahahaha

Photo

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 02:12:01 -0400

paleoillustration: Dilophosaurus, Guanlong and Monolophosaurus...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 02:10:04 -0400

Dilophosaurus

Guanlong

Monolophosaurus

paleoillustration:

Dilophosaurus, Guanlong and Monolophosaurus by Cheung Chung Tat

This is my life. Also, that is me ok??

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:59:44 -0400

This is my life.

Also, that is me ok??

What

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:15:09 -0400

What:

I am the modern iteration of the Buggles.

thefrogman: On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:11:57 -0400

thefrogman:

On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.

Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.

They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

Skip ahead, skip ahead… here are the happy bits…

Sunday came. Jesus’ body was just laying in a tomb, being all dead and stuff. Jesus and God were sitting up in heaven watching football. Jesus didn’t know a thing about football and kept asking God annoying questions.

“Why do they call it a football? They barely use their feet. And aren’t balls round? They should call it a ‘mini hand-zeppelin’ or something.”

God couldn’t take it anymore, so he decided it was time to resurrect Jesus back to Earth. Now a lot of people like to joke and say that because Jesus rose from the dead, he must be a zombie. Not true. God filled his innards with robot parts and downloaded his consciousness into a 50 petabyte holographic storage device located in the left buttcheek. I know, the head would have been the logical place to put the consciousness, but the laser eyes took up too much room.

So robot Jesus activated and sat up in the tomb. It was pretty dark in there, so he turned on his night vision. He came to the entrance and found that some jerk had placed a giant boulder there. Thankfully, God had replaced his nipples with hellfire missiles. Just as he was about to fire, a bunny hopped in front of him. He was like, “Dammit bunny, I almost killed you with my nipple missiles!”

Jesus used his magic finger rays on the bunny. His intention was to magically transport the bunny to safety. Instead, the bunny just sat there and glowed for a while. Jesus hadn’t read the manual for the magic finger rays and didn’t really know what he was doing. All of the sudden the bunny laid an egg.

“Dammit… I really need to figure out this magic stuff or Dad’s going to start calling me a muggle again.”

Holding the bunny safely under his arm, Jesus fired his hellfire nipple missiles and blasted the stone from the tomb entrance. His disciples heard the explosion and gathered around, staring at the tomb opening. As the dust cleared, a figure could be seen walking forth. Jesus stepped out into the light, looked at his followers, and said, “I’m back, bitchez!”

The people were filled with joy and praised him loudly.

One of them spoke to Jesus and said… ”Did that bunny just lay an egg?”

thermoregulator: hey ho <3 <4 <5

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:06:04 -0400

thermoregulator:

hey ho

<3 <4 <5

wilwheaton: warrenellis: I first heard this in the 80s, while...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:05:16 -0400

wilwheaton:

warrenellis:

I first heard this in the 80s, while extraordinarily drunk. The next day, I refused to believe that I hadn’t made it up in my poor bruised head. And then the bastards played it to me again.

Energy In Northampton - Linda Jardim (by EvenThisNameTaken)

I don’t know what just happened, or why I couldn’t stop listening to it.

Holy dick, this song. It’s anything and everything at once.

Photo

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 09:00:44 -0400

batongmalaque: Yes I identify as sassgender (purses lips, swings my hips) honey, watchu want? Yr a...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 08:35:02 -0400

batongmalaque:

Yes I identify as sassgender (purses lips, swings my hips) honey, watchu want?

Yr a goddess

toadelevatingmoment: But Confucius has answered them with the...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:28:08 -0400

toadelevatingmoment:

But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.

illkim: teapayne: The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:27:02 -0400

illkim:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions